Okay, so the radiator is fixed...$418 later...but the car has a blown head gasket...which'll cost me another $1200.
Pulled the battery on it to put in the Nissan and it STARTED!
The Nissan needs brakes all around and an alternator as well as finding a drain on the battery that occurs while it is off.
Hrmmm...which'll be cheaper to fix?
I have to get one of them running as we have no vehicle otherwise.
[I know this is just a sucky phase we're going through, and it'll pass. Objectively I know this. I'll just be really FUCKING glad when this "phase" is over.]